Well anyway, I go to Walmart because it is convenient and I don't have to worry about keeping an appointment. I usually try to get the same person each time, but if she's not available I'll take whoever is ready and willing to get the job done. So, I walk into the salon and sign in and ask for my favorite lady. I am told by the woman at the desk that she is off today. So I say, Ok, I'll take whoever is ready...and she says, "Ok, Josh, you're up!"
I look to see who "Josh" is, as I have never seen a man stylist in this place before. Wouldn't you know that "Josh" is a young 30 something guy with the most punk looking haircut you can imagine? I mean, he's got a spiked mohawk with hot pink hair tips standing straight up like a coxcomb! My first thought is, "oh my gosh...he's going to cut MY hair?" Oh no! I'm trying to think how I can get out of this without looking ungrateful, but it's too late. "Josh" has already seen me coming in and he walks right up to me and shakes my hand and says, "Hi, I'm Josh! How would you like your hair cut today?" The first words out of my mouth are, "Hi Josh, I'm Pam...I need a wash and cut, but not like YOURS!" He laughed and said "That's the reaction I usually get!" Then I relaxed and said, "Well, maybe we could start a new trend for 60 year old ladies! I'm sure my husband would just love it (not)...and so would my employers at the church where I work!" Then he really surprised me, because obviously I'm thinking this guy knows nothing about church...I mean, he just doesn't fit the mold...at least not the mold I'm thinking about...
Josh replies, "Oh, hey, I know what you mean. I teach Sunday School, and when the new parents drop off their kids they look at me and say, "Uh, where's the teacher? Is there anybody else in there?" And he just smiles and says, "Yeah, my wife is here...she's the teacher...I'm just here for the entertainment!"
So then I'm really flabberghasted...not only is he married, but he teaches Sunday School with his wife! And he's a parent too...has two kids...one aged 11 (just like my grandson!), and a little girl age 5! So now I'm really mulling all this over in my head...(while he's cutting away at my hair...and I'm still wondering what I will end up looking like.... He continues to chat about his family and his home and where he went to school (at one the same places I worked...Lake Tech) and then I find out he actually worked in one of the same places where my younger son worked (a restaurant) before he decided he wanted to try something new like cutting hair!!
The new me.... |
thanks for a good laugh!! actually, 2 good laughs, the other is for your profile pic!! love it! In spite of it all, this is a great message! thanks!
ReplyDeleteHey, glad you got a good laugh at my expense! LOL. Thank you for writing. I am happy to hear that you are reading my blog even while away enjoying the mountains! Have a good time and breathe the fresh fall air for me!!
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